Henry says some pretty hilarious things.  I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote.  Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some Henry-isms as I collect a critical mass.

Henry:  (watching me put on just-out-of-the-dryer jeans)  Why are you jumping up and down like a bunny rabbit?
Because sometimes being a lady is hard, son.

Henry:  (zooming a race car on the track)  He’s going to the chicken flag!
Me:  Huh?  You mean the checkered flag?
Henry:  Yeah.

Henry:  Chopsticks are something that you just fight with.
Or eat with.  Or whatever.  You probably know best.  Just don’t hit your brother.

Henry:  (looking in his Lego catalog):  There’s BB-8, C-3PO, and the weird one that shoots things out of its head.
He’s not wrong . . .

Me:  (pointing up at stars during a recent trip to Tuscany)  Look!  Look how bright all the stars are!  We can’t see them like this in Rome.
Henry:  What are their names?
Me:  Hmm, I don’t know, wait there is Orion’s belt.  Orion is a hunter.
Henry:  A bounty hunter?
Definitely too much time with the Star Wars section of the Lego catalog.

Me:  (Huffing up the hill after a heavy duty market run)  Mac, I can’t hold your hand right now.  I can’t push with one hand here.
Henry:  I’ll push the stroller for you!
Me:  (Awww)
Henry:  (Pushes for about 15 feet with assistance)  I’ll hold Mac’s hand for you!
Still aww.

Psst.  Want more hilarious Henry?  Check him out here.