Hoot: Volume 14 (Productivity Cupcakes)

My kids say some pretty hilarious things.  I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote.  Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some isms as I collect a critical mass.

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Henry:  You keep saying put pillows away.  We’re like your helpers. And you’re like Loki.
Well, that’s flattering.  But, seriously, put the pillows away.

Mac:  (playing in the bathtub)  I have to kill the orca.  I have to kill him because he is misbehaving.
Wow, harsh.  Definitely not getting that from me!

Me:  Who wants what eggs for breakfast?
Henry:  Scrambled!
Mac:  Real!  (meaning fried)
Me:  Hmm, we might be able to accommodate both of you.
Henry:  Yay, you can accommodate both of us!!

Me:  Hey, Henry, you want to hike in a waterfall tomorrow?
Henry:  (visibly upset)  No, that’s too crazy!

Henry:  Why do I have to wear a rashguard?
Me:  It protects your skin from the sun.
Henry:  And my bathing suit distracts the sun from my booty!

Me:  (writing up a to do list) Mac, what’s on your to do list today?
Mac:  Cupcakes!

Psst.  Want more hilarity?  Check it out here.

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