My kids say some pretty hilarious things. I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote. Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some isms as I collect a critical mass.
Henry: You keep saying put pillows away. We’re like your helpers. And you’re like Loki.
Well, that’s flattering. But, seriously, put the pillows away.
Mac: (playing in the bathtub) I have to kill the orca. I have to kill him because he is misbehaving.
Wow, harsh. Definitely not getting that from me!
Me: Who wants what eggs for breakfast?
Mac: Real! (meaning fried)
Me: Hmm, we might be able to accommodate both of you.
Henry: Yay, you can accommodate both of us!!
Me: Hey, Henry, you want to hike in a waterfall tomorrow?
Henry: (visibly upset) No, that’s too crazy!
Henry: Why do I have to wear a rashguard?
Me: It protects your skin from the sun.
Henry: And my bathing suit distracts the sun from my booty!
Me: (writing up a to do list) Mac, what’s on your to do list today?
Psst. Want more hilarity? Check it out here.