You guys may not know this, but I’m super crafty. SNORT. I can’t even type that with a straight face. I admire those who knit, can, or garden, but that is not me.
Don’t believe me? Behold! Some of my recent “projects.”
This one I am actually kind of proud of. (Sad, I know.) Here’s a DIY paper towel holder. Ooo, and look, it’s even festively colored.
Wanna see our state-of-the-art booster seat?
And here is our perfectly organized and alphabetized bookcase cum pantry.
#Nailedit
Now you can go forth and feel better about literally anything in your house. You’re welcome. Be sure to check back for more seasonal tablescapes and holiday crafts! Bwahaha, I crack myself up. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
Roman Reboot 
You just haven’t found your medium yet. You should see what happens when I try to sew. I’ve got a quilt square that would make your paper towel holder look like fine art.
Thank you for this! It definitely made me laugh. It made me think about the year that I tried to make Emily’s Halloween costume. Dan decided she should be Slimer from Ghostbusters. I figured I could make it myself and when I was all done she looked like a green squid. Epic fail! My take away was that we can’t be good at everything, but you may have proven me wrong with your paper towel holder. Miss you!!
Halloween is tough. I once made a kid almost cry at a church Halloween carnival when I attempted to face paint a ghost. Miss you too! Hope things are going well as #2 approaches (eep!!)!