Henry says some pretty hilarious things. I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote. Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some Henry-isms as I collect a critical mass.
Henry: (After sitting on the toilet so long that his legs fell asleep) owowowow, my shoes are going to melt off!
Me: (To James) Henry’s teacher said Mac looks just like me.
Henry: No, you do not look like Mac!
Me: What? Why not?
Henry: His shirt is a totally different color than yours.
Me: (heading into tourist site) Now Henry, what do you do if you need to pee?
Henry: I tell Mommy or Daddy that I have to pee and then you say YOU HAVE TO PEE and I say yes and then . . . (remainder of response drowned out by my cackling. He’s not wrong.)
Me: (After successfully navigating a tricky curb with the glider board on the stroller) Hashtag nailed it! Hashtag winning! Hashtag best stroller driver in Rome!
Henry: Hashtag best stroller driver in earth!
Me: I like you.
Henry: I like you. I like you more than toys.
Psst. Want more hilarious Henry? Check him out here.