My kids say some pretty hilarious things. I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote. Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some isms as I collect a critical mass.
Mac: I’m tall.
Me: How tall are you?
Henry: Would you like a cupcake?
Me: I’d love one.
Henry: Here you go.
Me: What flavors do you have?
Henry: Chocolate, Fragola, and Black Mayonnaise.
Me: Black mayonnaise is an unusual flavor. What makes it black?
Henry: The pink shrimp in it.
Henry: I had a dream about my marathon.
Henry: Yes. The bunny rabbits wanted to come too. I said they couldn’t.
Mac: (falling and flailing) I’m doing burpees! You want to do burpees too?
Me: I really don’t. Is this a burpee? (raises arms)
Mac: (disgusted) No.
James: Mac! What do you say?
Mac: It was hiccups.
Psst. Want more hilarity? Check it out here.