My kids say some pretty hilarious things. I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote. Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some isms as I collect a critical mass.
Me: (pointing at something on the back of my neck) Is this red?
Me: I should probably pick at it, right?
Mac: Don’t pick at it!
Me: Yeah, that’s what your Dad would say.
Mac: Cut it off with the scissors!
Me: Do you guys want to go on a trip with your friends this weekend?
Me: You know the girls, but I don’t know if you’ve hung out with their parents as much.
Henry: Yeah, I don’t know Tony’s backstory.
All superheroes up in here. All the time.
Henry: (reading his bedtime National Geographic. As one does.) That man is on a boat, he’s in a wampa cave.
OK, sometimes Star Wars.
Henry: That’s wine, right?!? It’s for old kids!
And not to be outdone . . .
Mac: (swirling his juice around in his glass) It’s vino!
Psst. Want more hilarity? Check it out here.