My kids say some pretty hilarious things.  I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote.  Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some isms as I collect a critical mass.

Mac:  Don’t put that on there (on top of the Tydirium shuttle).  Han Solo will be mad.
Can’t have that, can we.

Henry:  You put one leg on the road, and one leg on the skateboard, and that’s how you go. When you get off, then Mommy can carry it.
No can do.  Too busy carrying your bag and your car and your . . . Also, you don’t even have a skateboard.

James:  The internet is a huge series of interconnected computers.
Mac:  The internet is a bunny.

Henry:  I don’t like that book, it has too much polpo.
Said no one EVER!  (Polpo = octopus)

Mac:  Henry was messing with these earlier, but now he is sleeping so we can play with his toys.
Sound strategy.

Henry:  (hopping up from his meal) Now can we go terrify that elefante?

Henry:  Is that a picture of the Death Star?

Psst.  Want more hilarity?  Check it out here.