My kids say some pretty hilarious things. I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote. Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some isms as I collect a critical mass.
Me: (Getting ready for Clue.) Who are you going to be?
Henry: I’m going to be Colon Mustard!
Mac: (Watching a holiday Nailed It episode) That’s Scrooge McDuck, right?
Henry: Yeah, totally. Scrooge McDuck.
I guess that Muppets Christmas Carol really stuck…
Mac: (After practicing several forward rolls) But the forward roll. Like what is the point of it? Is it for entertainment?
I honestly don’t know, buddy. To look cool in action movies?
Mac: (In a discussion about Duck Tales) You know. Jamie, Amy, Famie and Scrooge McDuck.
Nailed it. Also, just now realizing Scrooge McDuck keeps coming up around here. Hmm.
Mac: (Discussing Jabba the Hutt) It is super weird to just kill someone if you don’t like them. Just tell them to get out of your palace.
Henry: It is a nice treat for the rancor though.
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