Hoot: Volume 16 (Mac Attack)

My kids say some pretty hilarious things.  I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote.  Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some isms as I collect a critical mass.

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Me:  (saying goodbye before heading out for a drink with friends)
Mac:  Wait, why are you wearing a coat?  And pants?
Dude, it’s like 7:30.  I’m usually still wearing pants!!  Usually.

Me:  (being a weirdo and carrying Mac like a baby)  Mac is the only person I like right now.
Mac:  I’m Bob the Cat.

Me:  What is your spirit animal?  Like what animal really embodies your essence?
Mac:  A raccoon.
Me:  Wow, that’s pretty spot on.
Mac:  No, a raccoon shark.
Terrifying.

Henry:  I don’t like bears.
Me:  Bears are OK.  But I wouldn’t like to meet one in the woods.
Henry:  I wouldn’t like to meet one in a submarine.
And how!

James:  (says something)
Mac:  M.O.G.
James:  Wait, are you saying OMG?
Mac:  O.M.O.G.

Henry:  (after a movie finishes)  Wait, can we watch the credit cards?

Psst.  Want more hilarity?  Check it out here.

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