My kids say some pretty hilarious things. I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote. Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some isms as I collect a critical mass.
Me: (saying goodbye before heading out for a drink with friends)
Mac: Wait, why are you wearing a coat? And pants?
Dude, it’s like 7:30. I’m usually still wearing pants!! Usually.
Me: (being a weirdo and carrying Mac like a baby) Mac is the only person I like right now.
Mac: I’m Bob the Cat.
Me: What is your spirit animal? Like what animal really embodies your essence?
Mac: A raccoon.
Me: Wow, that’s pretty spot on.
Mac: No, a raccoon shark.
Henry: I don’t like bears.
Me: Bears are OK. But I wouldn’t like to meet one in the woods.
Henry: I wouldn’t like to meet one in a submarine.
James: (says something)
James: Wait, are you saying OMG?
Henry: (after a movie finishes) Wait, can we watch the credit cards?
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