Henry says some pretty hilarious things.  I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote.  Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some Henry-isms as I collect a critical mass.

Henry:  (After tackling his brother and wrestling him to the ground)  I’m baptizing Mac!

Henry:  I want Mac’s cookie.
Me:  No, that’s Mac’s.
Henry:  Mac wants to share with me?
Me:  No.  No, he doesn’t.
Henry:  Mac, you want me to hold that for you?
You have to admire his persistence.

Henry:  I want to have a lot of money so that I can buy a Ferrari.
It’s good to have goals.  I guess.

Henry:  (Pointing at my bruises)  What did we do to you?
What indeed, dear child.  Parenting: a full contact sport.

Psst.  Want more hilarious Henry?  Check him out here, here, and here. 

Henry says some pretty hilarious things.  I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote.  Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some Henry-isms as I collect a critical mass.

Henry:  (As he wipes out)  Down goes me!  (Apparently, our saying “Down goes Henry” in our “Down goes Frazier” voices has rubbed off.)

Henry:  Get off that swing!
Me:  Why?
Henry:  There is a spider on it.  A spider and bird poop.

Henry:  That’s Biglietto!  (Referring to Roberto who works in our building.  Biglietto = ticket.)

Henry:  I’m not Goliath.  I’m not David.  I’m just me.

Psst.  Want more hilarious Henry?  Check him out here and here. 

Henry says some pretty hilarious things.  I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote.  Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some Henry-isms as I collect a critical mass.

Henry:  (as his nose is running AGAIN)  My nose is bleeding!

Henry:  I want to watch Train Robbers.
Me:  You mean Chuggington?
Henry:  Yeah.

Henry:  (Reading his new favorite book ever, AKA the Lego catalog)  Hulk is wearing a big diaper.

Me:  What is your (stuffed) turtle named?
Henry:  Alligator.
Me:  (The next morning.)  How is Alligator Turtle?
Henry:  No.  His name is Elefante Spiderweb.

Henry:  (After almost every meal) Please clean my messy manos!!

Psst.  Want more hilarious Henry?  Check him out here.