Henry says some pretty hilarious things.  I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote.  Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some Henry-isms as I collect a critical mass.

Henry:  (as his nose is running AGAIN)  My nose is bleeding!

Henry:  I want to watch Train Robbers.
Me:  You mean Chuggington?
Henry:  Yeah.

Henry:  (Reading his new favorite book ever, AKA the Lego catalog)  Hulk is wearing a big diaper.

Me:  What is your (stuffed) turtle named?
Henry:  Alligator.
Me:  (The next morning.)  How is Alligator Turtle?
Henry:  No.  His name is Elefante Spiderweb.

Henry:  (After almost every meal) Please clean my messy manos!!

Psst.  Want more hilarious Henry?  Check him out here.