My kids say some pretty hilarious things. I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote. Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some isms as I collect a critical mass.
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Hoot: Volume 13 (wine o’clock)
My kids say some pretty hilarious things. I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote. Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some isms as I collect a critical mass.
Hoot: Volume 12 (Mac is funny too)
My kids say some pretty hilarious things. I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote. Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some isms as I collect a critical mass.
Henry is a hoot: Volume 11 (Potty humor)
Henry says some pretty hilarious things. I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote. Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some Henry-isms as I collect a critical mass.
Henry is a hoot: Volume 10 (Too much Star Wars)
Henry says some pretty hilarious things. I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote. Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some Henry-isms as I collect a critical mass.
Henry is a hoot: Volume 9 (Breaking Wind)
Henry says some pretty hilarious things. I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote. Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some Henry-isms as I collect a critical mass.
Henry is a hoot: Volume 8 (Mac gets an honorable mention!)
Henry says some pretty hilarious things. I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote. Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some Henry-isms as I collect a critical mass.
Henry is a hoot: Volume 7 (Rogue Octopus)
Henry says some pretty hilarious things. I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote. Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some Henry-isms as I collect a critical mass.
Henry is a hoot: Volume 6 (Just say no to Instagram)
Henry says some pretty hilarious things. I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote. Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some Henry-isms as I collect a critical mass.
Me: (Back in the car after a recent Saturday adventure) Who wants to do some instagramming?
Henry: NO! Instagramming is GROSS.
I’ll have to remind him of this when he becomes obsessed with whatever social media platform is popular in a few years. Probably Holofaceterest or something.
Henry: (Watching me prep a whole chicken for the oven) Mommy, what are you looking for?
Me: I’m just checking everything out.
Henry: Are you looking for a potato?
Me: No, I’m just checking to make sure it is OK.
Henry: Are you looking for an alligator?
Well, I am NOW.
Henry: (Upon handing his father a toy drumstick) Here daddy, take this one and fight like a man! Fight like a real man, Daddy!
NO CLUE where he is getting this.
Henry: Batman is super strong. He is the best in the world. He is a superhero. He can punch all of the bugs eating his shoes.
Hopefully he will not be too disappointed when his Spiderman Halloween costume arrives . . .
Henry: Can I have milk for my cereal? Jesus wants me to have milk.
Well, who am I to argue with Jesus?
Psst. Want more hilarious Henry? Check him out here, here, here, here, and here.
Henry is a hoot: Volume 5
Henry says some pretty hilarious things. I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote. Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some Henry-isms as I collect a critical mass.
Henry: What are you doing?
Me: Flossing.
Henry: What is flossing?
Me: I’m getting food out from in between my teeth.
Henry: You going to eat the food again?
Me: Uh, no.
Henry: Yeah. Gross.
Agree. Totes gross.
Henry: (From his crib) Mommy, where are you?
Me: (entering) Here I am!
Henry: No, I was saying “Wookiee where are you?”
I guess I’ll just go then.
Henry: (Upon receiving his dinner plate) Yeah boyyy!!!
So I guess less quoting Flavor Flav then . . .
Henry: You want to fight me?
Me: No. I’m a lover, not a fighter.
Henry: You love to fight?
Henry: That was a good one. (Said graciously after I accidentally–I swear!–pegged him in the head with a ball.)
James: Should I get fresh pajamas for the kids?
Me: I don’t care.
Henry: I love it.
Psst. Want more hilarious Henry? Check him out here, here, here, and here.