Henry is a hoot: Volume 8 (Mac gets an honorable mention!)

Henry says some pretty hilarious things.  I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote.  Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some Henry-isms as I collect a critical mass.

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Henry is a hoot: Volume 6 (Just say no to Instagram)

Henry says some pretty hilarious things.  I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote.  Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some Henry-isms as I collect a critical mass.

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Me:  (Back in the car after a recent Saturday adventure)  Who wants to do some instagramming?
Henry:  NO!  Instagramming is GROSS.
I’ll have to remind him of this when he becomes obsessed with whatever social media platform is popular in a few years.  Probably Holofaceterest or something.

Henry:  (Watching me prep a whole chicken for the oven)  Mommy, what are you looking for?
Me:  I’m just checking everything out.
Henry:  Are you looking for a potato?
Me:  No, I’m just checking to make sure it is OK.
Henry:  Are you looking for an alligator?
Well, I am NOW.

Henry:  (Upon handing his father a toy drumstick)  Here daddy, take this one and fight like a man!  Fight like a real man, Daddy!
NO CLUE where he is getting this.  

Henry:  Batman is super strong. He is the best in the world. He is a superhero. He can punch all of the bugs eating his shoes.
Hopefully he will not be too disappointed when his Spiderman Halloween costume arrives . . .

Henry:  Can I have milk for my cereal?  Jesus wants me to have milk.
Well, who am I to argue with Jesus?

Psst.  Want more hilarious Henry?  Check him out here, here, here, here, and here

Henry is a hoot: Volume 5

Henry says some pretty hilarious things.  I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote.  Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some Henry-isms as I collect a critical mass.

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Henry:  What are you doing?
Me:  Flossing.
Henry:  What is flossing?
Me:  I’m getting food out from in between my teeth.
Henry:  You going to eat the food again?
Me:  Uh, no.
Henry:  Yeah.  Gross.
Agree.  Totes gross. 

Henry:  (From his crib)  Mommy, where are you?
Me:  (entering)  Here I am!
Henry:  No, I was saying “Wookiee where are you?”
I guess I’ll just go then.

Henry:  (Upon receiving his dinner plate) Yeah boyyy!!!
So I guess less quoting Flavor Flav then . . .  

Henry:  You want to fight me?
Me:  No.  I’m a lover, not a fighter.
Henry:  You love to fight?

Henry:  That was a good one.  (Said graciously after I accidentally–I swear!–pegged him in the head with a ball.)

James:  Should I get fresh pajamas for the kids?
Me:  I don’t care.
Henry:  I love it.

Psst.  Want more hilarious Henry?  Check him out here, here, here, and here

Henry is a hoot: Volume 4

Henry says some pretty hilarious things.  I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote.  Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some Henry-isms as I collect a critical mass.

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Henry:  (After tackling his brother and wrestling him to the ground)  I’m baptizing Mac!

Henry:  I want Mac’s cookie.
Me:  No, that’s Mac’s.
Henry:  Mac wants to share with me?
Me:  No.  No, he doesn’t.
Henry:  Mac, you want me to hold that for you?
You have to admire his persistence.

Henry:  I want to have a lot of money so that I can buy a Ferrari.
It’s good to have goals.  I guess.

Henry:  (Pointing at my bruises)  What did we do to you?
What indeed, dear child.  Parenting: a full contact sport.

Psst.  Want more hilarious Henry?  Check him out here, here, and here