Henry says some pretty hilarious things.  I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote.  Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some Henry-isms as I collect a critical mass.

Me: (taking off shirt)
Henry: Don’t take off that shirt!
Me: (putting on new shirt)
Henry: Don’t put on that shirt!
Me: Why not?
Henry: It will burn you.

Me: (with head down on table)
Henry: Mommy, don’t hide!

Henry: (Anytime he or his brother poops)  I wanna see it.  (For the record, I did not start this, and I am not a fan.)

Henry: (Rolling in on his friend’s Plasma Car)  I’m doing a great job!

Me: (trying to brush Henry’s teeth) Show me those alligator teeth.
Henry: I show my crocodile teeth.