Henry says some pretty hilarious things. I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote. Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some Henry-isms as I collect a critical mass.
Me: (taking off shirt)
Henry: Don’t take off that shirt!
Me: (putting on new shirt)
Henry: Don’t put on that shirt!
Me: Why not?
Henry: It will burn you.
Me: (with head down on table)
Henry: Mommy, don’t hide!
Henry: (Anytime he or his brother poops) I wanna see it. (For the record, I did not start this, and I am not a fan.)
Henry: (Rolling in on his friend’s Plasma Car) I’m doing a great job!
Me: (trying to brush Henry’s teeth) Show me those alligator teeth.
Henry: I show my crocodile teeth.