Henry says some pretty hilarious things.  I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote.  Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some Henry-isms as I collect a critical mass.

Henry:  (After tackling his brother and wrestling him to the ground)  I’m baptizing Mac!

Henry:  I want Mac’s cookie.
Me:  No, that’s Mac’s.
Henry:  Mac wants to share with me?
Me:  No.  No, he doesn’t.
Henry:  Mac, you want me to hold that for you?
You have to admire his persistence.

Henry:  I want to have a lot of money so that I can buy a Ferrari.
It’s good to have goals.  I guess.

Henry:  (Pointing at my bruises)  What did we do to you?
What indeed, dear child.  Parenting: a full contact sport.

Psst.  Want more hilarious Henry?  Check him out here, here, and here.