Henry says some pretty hilarious things. I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote. Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some Henry-isms as I collect a critical mass.
Henry: (After tackling his brother and wrestling him to the ground) I’m baptizing Mac!
Henry: I want Mac’s cookie.
Me: No, that’s Mac’s.
Henry: Mac wants to share with me?
Me: No. No, he doesn’t.
Henry: Mac, you want me to hold that for you?
You have to admire his persistence.
Henry: I want to have a lot of money so that I can buy a Ferrari.
It’s good to have goals. I guess.
Henry: (Pointing at my bruises) What did we do to you?
What indeed, dear child. Parenting: a full contact sport.