Henry says some pretty hilarious things. I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote. Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some Henry-isms as I collect a critical mass.
Me: (Back in the car after a recent Saturday adventure) Who wants to do some instagramming?
Henry: NO! Instagramming is GROSS.
I’ll have to remind him of this when he becomes obsessed with whatever social media platform is popular in a few years. Probably Holofaceterest or something.
Henry: (Watching me prep a whole chicken for the oven) Mommy, what are you looking for?
Me: I’m just checking everything out.
Henry: Are you looking for a potato?
Me: No, I’m just checking to make sure it is OK.
Henry: Are you looking for an alligator?
Well, I am NOW.
Henry: (Upon handing his father a toy drumstick) Here daddy, take this one and fight like a man! Fight like a real man, Daddy!
NO CLUE where he is getting this.
Henry: Batman is super strong. He is the best in the world. He is a superhero. He can punch all of the bugs eating his shoes.
Hopefully he will not be too disappointed when his Spiderman Halloween costume arrives . . .
Henry: Can I have milk for my cereal? Jesus wants me to have milk.
Well, who am I to argue with Jesus?
Psst. Want more hilarious Henry? Check him out here, here, here, here, and here.
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I have no idea why my brain has leaped ahead in time and is envisioning the scene when he says, “But Jesus wanted me to be Batman for Halloween!”