Henry says some pretty hilarious things.  I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote.  Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some Henry-isms as I collect a critical mass.

Me:  (Back in the car after a recent Saturday adventure)  Who wants to do some instagramming?
Henry:  NO!  Instagramming is GROSS.
I’ll have to remind him of this when he becomes obsessed with whatever social media platform is popular in a few years.  Probably Holofaceterest or something.

Henry:  (Watching me prep a whole chicken for the oven)  Mommy, what are you looking for?
Me:  I’m just checking everything out.
Henry:  Are you looking for a potato?
Me:  No, I’m just checking to make sure it is OK.
Henry:  Are you looking for an alligator?
Well, I am NOW.

Henry:  (Upon handing his father a toy drumstick)  Here daddy, take this one and fight like a man!  Fight like a real man, Daddy!
NO CLUE where he is getting this.  

Henry:  Batman is super strong. He is the best in the world. He is a superhero. He can punch all of the bugs eating his shoes.
Hopefully he will not be too disappointed when his Spiderman Halloween costume arrives . . .

Henry:  Can I have milk for my cereal?  Jesus wants me to have milk.
Well, who am I to argue with Jesus?

Psst.  Want more hilarious Henry?  Check him out here, here, here, here, and here.