Henry says some pretty hilarious things. I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote. Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some Henry-isms as I collect a critical mass.
Henry: (mumbling while zooming his cars around)
Me: Did you just say the cars are “running from the po-po?”
Henry: No. I said they are running from the polpo.
Ah. That makes more sense. Maybe.
Me: Don’t hit your brother. You don’t have the right to hit people.
Henry: Mac isn’t people!
Me: What is he?
Henry: He’s just Mac.
Henry: (looks up to see me coming back from a run) Did you go running with Mickey?
Me: Huh? (looks down to see Disney marathon shirt) Yes. I guess I did.