Henry says some pretty hilarious things.  I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote.  Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some Henry-isms as I collect a critical mass.

Henry:  (mumbling while zooming his cars around)
Me:  Did you just say the cars are “running from the po-po?”
Henry:  No.  I said they are running from the polpo.
Ah.  That makes more sense.  Maybe.

Me:  Don’t hit your brother.  You don’t have the right to hit people.
Henry:  Mac isn’t people!
Me:  What is he?
Henry:  He’s just Mac.

Henry:  (looks up to see me coming back from a run)  Did you go running with Mickey?
Me:  Huh?  (looks down to see Disney marathon shirt)  Yes.  I guess I did.

Psst.  Want more hilarious Henry?  Check him out here, here, here, here, here, and here.