Henry says some pretty hilarious things. I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote. Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some Henry-isms as I collect a critical mass.
Henry: I’m gonna head butt that juice into my mouth.
OK, Chuck Norris.
Me: (Running errands in car with Henry) Are you still back there?
Me: What are you thinking about?
Me: (Trying to take a picture of Henry helping his Nana fix a pipe under the sink) Henry, look at me!
Henry: (briefly looks)
Me: Henry, smile!
Henry: (flashes brief smile)
Me: Henry, say plumbing and smile.
Henry: Plumbing and smile!
Picture not included because Nana would kill me.
Me: (Reading in bed with Henry) Your breath stinks. We have to wash your pacifier.
Me: Because mouths are disgusting places.
Henry: I don’t have any raccoons in my mouth.
Me: (Reading to Mac) Look, there is a monkey. He has a tail. Do you have a tail?
Mac: (Looks down, grins, grabs crotch)