Henry says some pretty hilarious things.  I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote.  Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some Henry-isms as I collect a critical mass.

Henry:  I’m gonna head butt that juice into my mouth.
OK, Chuck Norris.

Me:  (Running errands in car with Henry)  Are you still back there?
Henry:  Yes.
Me:  What are you thinking about?
Henry:  Business.

Me:  (Trying to take a picture of Henry helping his Nana fix a pipe under the sink)  Henry, look at me!
Henry: (briefly looks)
Me:  Henry, smile!
Henry:  (flashes brief smile)
Me:  Henry, say plumbing and smile.
Henry:  Plumbing and smile!
Picture not included because Nana would kill me.

Me:  (Reading in bed with Henry)  Your breath stinks.  We have to wash your pacifier.
Henry:  Why?
Me:  Because mouths are disgusting places.
Henry:  I don’t have any raccoons in my mouth.
Winning?

Me:  (Reading to Mac)  Look, there is a monkey.  He has a tail.  Do you have a tail?
Mac:  (Looks down, grins, grabs crotch)

Psst.  Want more hilarious Henry?  Check him out here, here, here, here, here, here, and here.