Henry says some pretty hilarious things.  I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote.  Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some Henry-isms as I collect a critical mass.

Henry:  What are you doing?
Me:  Flossing.
Henry:  What is flossing?
Me:  I’m getting food out from in between my teeth.
Henry:  You going to eat the food again?
Me:  Uh, no.
Henry:  Yeah.  Gross.
Agree.  Totes gross. 

Henry:  (From his crib)  Mommy, where are you?
Me:  (entering)  Here I am!
Henry:  No, I was saying “Wookiee where are you?”
I guess I’ll just go then.

Henry:  (Upon receiving his dinner plate) Yeah boyyy!!!
So I guess less quoting Flavor Flav then . . .  

Henry:  You want to fight me?
Me:  No.  I’m a lover, not a fighter.
Henry:  You love to fight?

Henry:  That was a good one.  (Said graciously after I accidentally–I swear!–pegged him in the head with a ball.)

James:  Should I get fresh pajamas for the kids?
Me:  I don’t care.
Henry:  I love it.

Psst.  Want more hilarious Henry?  Check him out here, here, here, and here.