Henry says some pretty hilarious things. I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote. Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some Henry-isms as I collect a critical mass.
Henry: What are you doing?
Henry: What is flossing?
Me: I’m getting food out from in between my teeth.
Henry: You going to eat the food again?
Me: Uh, no.
Henry: Yeah. Gross.
Agree. Totes gross.
Henry: (From his crib) Mommy, where are you?
Me: (entering) Here I am!
Henry: No, I was saying “Wookiee where are you?”
I guess I’ll just go then.
Henry: (Upon receiving his dinner plate) Yeah boyyy!!!
So I guess less quoting Flavor Flav then . . .
Henry: You want to fight me?
Me: No. I’m a lover, not a fighter.
Henry: You love to fight?
Henry: That was a good one. (Said graciously after I accidentally–I swear!–pegged him in the head with a ball.)
James: Should I get fresh pajamas for the kids?
Me: I don’t care.
Henry: I love it.