Henry says some pretty hilarious things.  I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote.  Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some Henry-isms as I collect a critical mass.

Henry:  (Lets a fart rip)
Me:  Henry!  What do you say?
Henry:  My booty was all chugga chugga choo choo!

Henry:  (Engaged in some Star Wars play, waves around his Lego creations, and they break apart)  Don’t worry, Mommy.  They are just droids.

Henry: (Under the table and raging about his dinner)  I’m sad.  I’m crying.  I’m a poor Henry!  I’m a poor Henry.

Henry:  Mac is being like Spiderman!
Me:  What do you mean?
Henry:  He is wearing a mask.
Watch out for that masked chocolate villain in your midst.

James:  (entering apartment)  Whew, who pooped?
Henry:  Mac pooped twice, he was booming out his booty like a volcano (enthusiastic eruption noises)!

Psst.  Want more hilarious Henry?  Check him out here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here.