Henry says some pretty hilarious things. I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote. Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some Henry-isms as I collect a critical mass.
Henry: (Lets a fart rip)
Me: Henry! What do you say?
Henry: My booty was all chugga chugga choo choo!
Henry: (Engaged in some Star Wars play, waves around his Lego creations, and they break apart) Don’t worry, Mommy. They are just droids.
Henry: (Under the table and raging about his dinner) I’m sad. I’m crying. I’m a poor Henry! I’m a poor Henry.
Henry: Mac is being like Spiderman!
Me: What do you mean?
Henry: He is wearing a mask.
Watch out for that masked chocolate villain in your midst.
James: (entering apartment) Whew, who pooped?
Henry: Mac pooped twice, he was booming out his booty like a volcano (enthusiastic eruption noises)!